Key Issues: Every Problem Is a Chance to Make a Point!

Classroom Indoctrination — My Way or the Highway

Education tailored to one viewpoint. Because choice is overrated.

Freedom from Facts: The Curriculum of Tomorrow

Freeing Oklahomans from the burden of accuracy, one sanitized story at a time.

Supporting Teachers by Driving Them Away

Encouraging talented educators to find fulfillment elsewhere, clearing room for total compliance.

Voucherizing the American Dream

Turning education into a competitive marketplace. Let’s see who can pay to play!

Redefining “Woke” One Tweet at a Time

Shaping policy in 280 characters, ensuring confusion spreads faster than facts.