Endorsements: A Chorus of Mild Enthusiasm and Relief

“He managed to make my job seem easy.” — A Former Substitute Teacher Who Quit After One Semester

“I never knew how badly I needed a break until Ryan Walters encouraged me to move to another state.” — An Ex-High School Science Teacher

“Kids don’t need facts, they need slogans!” — Imaginary Donor With a Taste for Chaos

Note: All endorsements are fictional and for satirical purposes only.